Phillip Rivers is an Ivy League-Looking Shitheel With an Asshole Face

So, I was considering whether or not to make this post, as it's a tad light in my sweet velour substance you've all come to know and love in my quarterly outbursts, but I decided in favor of it upon learning that Phillip Rivers had taken to yelling at the Indianapolis crowd at the conclusion of the Chargers' victory over the Colts today. Below, to support my "Phillip Rivers is an Ivy League-looking shitheel with an asshole face" argument, is a video of him trash talking the Broncos' Jay Cutler (conveniently with his helmet off, so we can see his aforementioned asshole face) towards the conclusion of the Chargers' December 24th win against the Broncos.



Look at his little asshole face... Doesn't he look like he should be telling racist jokes about the members of the campus Alpha Phi Alpha house? As evidenced by the title of my little post here, my preferred term for that look is "shitheel".

Of course, he's never jawing it up when he's just had his shit pushed in by [insert random team with a decent linebacker who can breathe his way through their sweet, buttery offensive line].

On the topic of Phillip Rivers, Professional Shitheel, remember when Eli Manning said he would refuse to sign with the Chargers if they drafted him, on account of their sucking and his opinion that playing for them wouldn't be conducive to his career? :: dies of laughter ::

P. S. - I know he didn't go to an Ivy League school, and I never claimed he did. Stop emailing me.